Gandurile mele in format electronic

Romania got the green light to join the European Union in January 1, 2007 but UK is really skeptical when it comes to the labor market. They are really set up to limit Bulgarian and Romanian migrants. Recently The Sun wrote a denigrating report regarding Romanians. I will not get into the details of that report because none of that is true.

If you wonder what the banner on the top of the website is, it’s a campaign that Alecs Stan started on webdesignbox.ro and it’s a nice thing that bloggers from Romania can do to protest against British hypocrism.

Personally I’d never go to England neither as an immigrant nor as a tourist even if they’d pay me money.

Here are my ten reasons:

1. The rain showers are usual events in England and I hate the rain.
2. Ugly women. Women in England are famous for their ugliness. They are fat, they don’t care about their looks and I bet they are not good in bed at all.
3. Cars are driven on the left side of the road. While it is a universal fact that in all countries besides England and it’s ex colonies cars are driven on the opposite side.
4. English people are known for their old fashion. I wonder why they use forks and spoons when they eat. The wigs that they wear in the parliament in the name of conservationism are very funny though. No wonder why they behave like in a circus there.
5. God Bless The Queen. The Royal Family does not have a specific role in the country development. All they do is spend people’s money. British don’t seem to be bothered by that. They love reading gossip about the Royal Family and the newspaper principals would kill for a paparazzi picture of a royal family member in weird situations.
6. British love to drink. Probably they drink more beer than water. They also love to eat so they are like fat drunk pigs sleeping at the end of the day.
7. Well let’s not forget about the pedophilia. British like little boys and girls and often come to our country to buy some pleasures. One of the top keywords they search on the internet are: “teen porn”
8. Football. We love football; they love football, the only difference that they have box matches before and at the end of the games, sometimes during the games. The fighters are also known as hooligans.
9. The accent. When you listen Americans speaking English it’s a pleasure, really I love their accent. But British speaking English? Makes me ‘bloody’ ‘ill’.
10. Ten already? Well the last one is their attitude regarding Romanian people. Not all the British are as I said above but they must understand that not all Romanians are thieves, lazy, have AIDS or TB.

Daca tot sunt cadouri de ce Doamne iarta-ma ne mai puneti sa le platim eu asta nu inteleg. Gura pacatosului adevar graieste.

Azi am platit pentru prelungirea domeniului cu inca un an si m-am uitat putin pe statistici. Am ceva vizitatori, ieri de pilda am avut 176. Media e in jur de 150 pe zi.

Ce m-a amuzat insa sunt cautarile prin intermediul carora unii vizitatori ajung pe blogul meu:

cine a inventat calculatorul?
ce fac copiii cand nu le merge netul
prietenii te fac fericit?
pe viata mea ma jur
o intamplare grea din viata mea
sunt emotiv
cum sa ai o zi perfecta
stresul in timpul interviului de angajare
crearea unui cont pe hi5
ce cauti tu in viata mea
cugetari firm

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M-am intalnit zilele trecute cu o cunostinta de a mea care doar ce s-a insurat. Era cu nevasta lui care plinuta de felul ei slabise extrem de mult pentru acest eveniment. Nu este prima oara cand intalnesc astfel de cazuri. Femeile se desumfla pentru noaptea nuntii si apoi in maxim 6 luni se umfla la loc iar dupa primul copil de umfla de tot. Acum eu nu inteleg o chestie, daca s-a putut pentru noaptea nuntii de ce nu se poate si pentru noaptea a doua de casnicie, a treia, a patra a n-a, unde n=nr de zile pana la sfarsitul vietii sexuale a sotului.
Ceea ce ma deranjeaza este ca putine sunt femeile care se mai ingrijesc dupa casatorie si dupa aia le vezi la Ernest sau la Mircea Radu cum plang ca sotii lor au fugit cu vreo pustoaica de 18 ani. Da oamenii aia ce vina au ca s-au insurat cu o persoana si se trezesc dimineata in fiecare zi alaturi de aceeasi persoana x2,x3,x4 dupa caz. Ce este grav este ca nu poti suna la protectia consumatorului, nu exista garantie la produs. Il poti doar returna vanzatorului (la maica-sa) dar cu consecinte destul de grave.

Sa revin la subiect, slabitul pentru noaptea nuntii. Ce consolare poate sa aiba barbatul ca a avut o mireasa supla in noaptea nuntii si in restul noptilor nu mai e deloc gingasa si suava. Ca au vazut invitatii ce mireasa frumoasa are el? Si cand se vor intalni ulterior cu el si cu partenera sa de viata il vor intreba daca a divortat si s-a cuplat cu o cisterna? Ca se vor uita copiii pe pozele de la nunta si vor zice “mami, mami ia uite ce slaba erai aici!”. Nu pentru asta. Pentru ca atunci cand se va trezi barbatul din farmece si va zari fotografiile de la nunta si apoi se va uita la “chestia aia mare ce se varsa in patul conjugal” va realiza care a fost greseala vietii lui. Apoi isi va suna un prieten se va duce la sexy bar si se va imbata ca un porc.

As vrea sa precizez ca nu ma refer la toate femeile maritate ci doar la cele care au slabit in noaptea nuntii au aratat ca se poate dar ca nu se vrea. O casa de piatra cat mai incapatoare va urez!

Gaseste Banel Nicolita pestisorul de aur:
- Daca ma arunci in apa iti indeplinesc o dorinta
- Vreau sa dau un gol pe Bernabeu

(Bine ca e modest si a zis doar un gol)